TOMCAT

Original lyrics by Tatyana Koroliova
Translated by Alexei Markov & J.Hardy & M.Propel

This spring I’m loosing temper with my cat
Formerly obedient, now she is mad
Outside it is still cold
And it’s not her feline fault
‘Coz persistently she has been called

By a crying tomcat, yelling tomcat
All cats around that signal get
And when your time comes you will, I bet,
Get crazy as your naughty she-cat

I can understand her, he’s a handsome one
His forefathers come from Egypt and Siam
He’s got Michael Jackson’s voice
He beat up all local boys
But I don’t approve my pussy’s choice

Of a yelling tomcat, crying tomcat
All cats around that signal get
And when your time comes you will, I bet,
Get crazy as your naughty she-cat

I decided keep her home, I locked the door
But she turned to be a real foxy whore
When I woke up it was clear
That my cat had not been near
She just fled and waved her furry paw

With a yelling tomcat, crying tomcat
All cats around that signal get
And when your time comes you will, I bet,
Get crazy as your naughty she-cat

Two weeks later I caught her in the backyard
To identify my cat was really hard
Skinny, dirty, greasy fur
First I thought it wasn’t her
The conception, sure, did occur

Of a yelling tomcat, crying tomcat
All cats around that signal get
And all of us sometime, I bet,
Get crazy as my naughty she-cat